Phang Khai SIang

Phang Khai SIang

Sunday, December 28, 2008

English People Are Stupid!!!!

Omg! Omg!!

i was in this site, WWW.finalgear.COM
Its a site that provides torrent for Shows like Top Gear, Fifth Gear and Top Gear Aus.

So i was thr to ask for Opinions about Mazda RX7 case my fren wanna buy 1.
I asked:"Hey.. any1 here drives a Mazda RX7(jus in case dey dumb so i put fullname)
Some1: "All cars suck, so no."
I Said: "den y r u in final gear?"
Dat nub:"KS, can you speak english?"
I asked:"err... am i not speaking eng?"
Dat Nub:"Nope ur not, and this is not a car site"
(And then i got kicked out of chat room)

Is that very hard to understand wad i wrote?? Nub ass mofo(mother fucker) and jus hav a look at that site.. how is dat site not for cars?? wth?? Ur blind or u enter the wrong fucking site!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Penang Food Trip

Went Penang for a food trip with buddies. This is a summary of penang food.

Fried Kuew Tiaw-Fail
Fried Oyster-Fail(didn't really search for it, but de only 1 tried fail)
Prawn Mee-Average
Cendol-Higher Den Average(How good it can be? i only noe how bad it can be)
Ice Kacang-No Comment(Tried better 1s in KL)
Fried Carrot Cake-Fail
SeaFood Dinner-Ok la
Braised Pork(At Yam Rice Shop)-Fail
Beef Noodle-Fail Badly(because i love beef noodle and it sucks)
Yam Rice-Good
Yong Tau Fu(Different from KL)-Good(The Pork Stomach damn GOOD)
Duck Noodle-Damn Good
Duck/Pork Intestines-Crazily Good
Having A Good Time With Friends-irreplaceable

Food is very subjective to everyone. These are only my opinion. Nice Trip =) Thx everyone.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Anti-Jamming Clutch


This is The [Anti-Jamming Clutch] 100% RnD By my Team of 5 people including me, Jia Yeng, Sueh Lung, Wei Lun, and Weng Li. {Soli if spell ur name wrongly pls tell me} The idea of this clutch came to me 1 nite b4 i go to sleep. My mind jus love to run wild b4 i go sleep @.@

How it works is like this;
The Right side "Crow Gear" is de Torque input.

The Left side "Crow Gear" is de Torque output.

Whn the output gear got jammed(some how), the coupled crow gear will start to push each other away, limited by the spring, lock by the pin and hence the input gear is now spinning freely. This will avoid damaging the motor and is it design for small machines that has small budget which couldn't afford to have a computer monitored sensor and etc.

Note: This picture is not the actual picture we use for our project cos that 1 i didn't photocopy. This is jus the same but that 1 looks cooler XD, this clutch is not perfect yet and the welding i believe is not needed. Welding were used to satisfy my course requirement. Commands are welcomed.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Married Man

My Ex-Neighbor(The Daughter) is now form 5, taking SPM exams la. During her last yr Yr-End_Holidays she found some part-time-job God noes whr. Thr she found this guy work in construction 1. And... "fall in love" with him.

I doubt she did "Fall in love" because i strongly believe as an asian we are not mature enought to noe wad is love when we are still 17. *some1 shouted: Boo your apinion!* Yes yes some of you might not agree. Boo u back.

Anyways. The main problem is this GUY is actually married at age of 20+. What a screw up and now he's screwing another person's life. MY EX NEIGHBOR! Hello~?! Dick ichy go wash la! Dun spoil ppl's life can anot.

The owner of this dick(The wife of the man) called my neighbor(The Dad) and told him "Elo Uncle, u noe ur daughter is now together with my husband". Well he noes but nothing could be done cos she is so "crazily in love" with dat guy. =/

She was such a nice girl (i noe cos i lived next door for yrs) and she looks not bad too. SO dun wan her life goes down to drain jus lidat =/

[Sry if ur a married man and u disagree with wad i said. But too bad for u cos ur married and u should appriciate wad u hav and blame urself for wad u have done.]


That girl had ran away from house and still not found till today.
Son of a Bitch

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Thursday, October 23, 2008



Note: will be back soon after 3rd Nov.
will post My Team latest creation =)
"anti-Jamming Clutch"

Tuesday, October 7, 2008


Hmm.. =/

Hav u ever tot of this?

Will u take a person who is unfortunately didnt make it to a higher Education (less den college) due to family/ financial & etc. prob's' as ur [Mate]??

Sry if i offended any1 here. The reason behind i asked is because my parents always tell me that if a couple education level is too far apart, it might b problematic in the future. Not able to help and understand each other.

AC Pizza!

Aaahhh.. Dat day went AC with Sean Yii. Had the pizza in AC, dono the name la, i dun rmb names 1. DAMN GOOD LOR.!

The CHEEZE.. Weltz even b4 it reach ur mouth!! @.@ Beat that... {Hungry}
Juz dat its expensive la. 1 reguar for RM16-18 not filling 1. =/
Any1 wanna buy a pizza for me for free?? XD

Heroes Season 3

Heroes is Back! Now with more actions and crazy powers with twisted stories! Watch Them Now!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Brother in Uk

Oohh... My bro went UK yesterday n arrived today.
Now the room is all mine. the house left 3 of us again. =/

Sunday, September 7, 2008

The "Wow" Moment

Well all guys check girls out loud or silently, and im sure girls do too rite? But its that split second the moment u see that girl and u go "Wow" XD yeaaa... i noe u noe wad i mean. The weird thing is, honestly, i check girls out everyday but i jus nvr get bored of doin it =P

Theres many diff types of girl around, but there's this type of girl that i rarely see. Imagine this:-
1) She's about 5-8"
2) Pretty(not bitchy) or Cute(mostly cute type)
3) Not Slim( she's not fat. She has de shape and figure but not those thin thin kind. Leland should noes XD rmb de cute girl i always told u during taylors =P)

The feeling i have whn i see 1 is like chicken drum stick. They are a lil fat and oily But the tastes is EXPLOSIVE! and the meat is succulent =P HAHAHAHA! Yea.. weird. But u should noe de love i hav for food. OMG la... i tell u.. perfect XD

Btw not all guys like the show The Mummy XD abit of meat is nice =)
Let ur imagination runs wild for now. hehehe~ Hav Fun
* i would love to post a few photos to show but later i kena sue den i susah =/

Something That I Wanna Say

I was talking to my dad this morning, telling him that how bad the fuel consumtion of my wira is. So then my mum joined in and we tot that if we get a new car (eg.The New Saga) then may be we could save a few hundred off our monthly bill. The reason is because my wira is doin 10+kMs per liter n car of my spec should do about 12kMs per liter in average. Thats actually alot of diffence.

Based on wad proton claims is dat de saga can go 16kMs per liter(Wow isnt it?) the car jus fit our equation perfectly. So we happily went proton show room to hav a look and chat with de sales person. We were told dat de saga practically can only go 10.2kMs per liter. Thats as bad as my wira!!! i thnk its worst cos saga is 1.3, lighter, NEW but my wira is OLD, 1.5 and heavier. the whole world went crashing dwn... =(((

Then we went and look for alternatives. non of them fits wad we want. So guess ill hav to use my old wira for another few yrs. i tot proton is growing up, but instate they r rolling bac.. Shame On You

Monday, August 25, 2008

Beauty and The Beast

In our childhood story "Beauty and The Beast" a girl fall in love with a beast. Well.. this is episode 2 of that story. They decided to marry each other and magically both of them join as 1..

Behold... i bring to u Beauty and The Beast

Monday, August 18, 2008

Facing Exams n Test in a diff way

Im not sure how i used to feel b4 the exams. But lately i had taken exams seriously, wee bit too serious and i start to panic in exam hall. But Today, i give it a "fuck u no free" attitude for my thermo n it turns out to b alrite! actually it was good. bcos i had a clear head and time starts to slow down for me. I finished easy Qs in a short time and left those harder 1s more time to thnk. I believe i did great today. No promises but should b alrite =) . Any1 of u hu panics alot duirng exam. i thnk we r jus taking it too seriously. Y dun u take a break. rest a lil whn u study. hav a drink. clear ur head n start study again =).

Happy exams n Test.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Car Tax

U noe y imported cars are taxed so heavily?? because boleh land are making cars.
To add salt to ur huge wound. As ppl from boleh land grows larger n fatter, more n more ppl are buying MPVs n SUVs. Due to plans from Proton n Pero2 launching MPVs on Yr2009, they are suggesting to the G that the tax for MPVs n SUVs to increase so that more company will assamble their cars locally and also at the same time make our local MPVs look cheap. "CHEAP"

Friday, August 8, 2008

What Happens to guys hu cum alot

Your Question:

Dear Experts,

Is it bad, harmful, or dangerous to come too much? I have a girlfriend and we fool around pretty often. I cum alot. Is this bad? Will this hurt me in the future when I want to have kids and a family?


The Answer:

Dear google5,

No — it is not bad to come (ejaculate) frequently, and it does not affect whether or not a man will be able to have children. The time when sperm is first produced is called spermarche. Men's bodies make sperm all their lives. New sperm develop every minute.

Sperm are made in the testicles. There are millions in every drop of healthy semen (fluid containing sperm that is ejaculated during sexual excitement.) The sperm move from the testicles to the seminal vesicles through tubes called the vas deferens. In the seminal vesicles, they mix with other fluids to form semen.

During sexual excitement, sperm move out of the testes and into the urethra through tubes called the epididymis. They mix with several fluids to produce semen, which comes out of the penis through the urethra when a man ejaculates. Usually, a teaspoonful to a tablespoonful of semen is released with each ejaculation. Each time a guy ejaculates, his semen contains about 300 million sperm. It only takes one of these to cause pregnancy.

Recent studies have shown that the more often a man ejaculates, the more sperm he develops, which explains why men never use up all their sperm.

Hope this information helps!

Take care,

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A visit to Proton

I went visit proton in ur RnD center. Its very eye opening and it changes the way i see dem. I always noe wad proton are able to do. But because of political issues and Malaysians disbelieve in dem, they are not able to show 100% wad dey can really do.

Let me break things into smaller pieces for u to see. For example a Proton IAFM Campro enigne in persona, 1.3liter is making about 90HP while the 1.6 is make about 110HP. These are jus values but from it we can see that the 1.3 liter is as power as the old 1.5 mitsubishi engine. acceptable fuel consumtion. locally made. Good? =) yea. Cap Matahari "Japanese" cars are better but we are not too far from them. Wad i mean is this. Proton have plans on:
2)Turbos Enignes (Soon)
3) and ALREADY have their own 2.2/3.0 Liter V6 [due to marketing issues, they were not mass produced]

adding to those point, i heard the up coming Campro (whole new engine build for turbo) 1.6 turbo will produce 250Nm!! Madness.

Putting power dept away. Proton showed us all the machines they have on quality checking. from road simulation to button pressing machines!!! Yes! they press the buttons for thousand times!! Theres also, door closing, hood closing, hand break pulling, Heat testing and etc and they are done in thousands of times.

The best part is to feel 2G on a Proton car on their test track XD. FUN!! They say it could go higher/faster. Damn! i couldnt wait to feel them. Their styling team are awesome too!!! The brand new saga looks "gentle" rite? in their RnD center there's this Saga LOOKS SO SAMN COOL!!!! like OMG MAN!!!! WoooooHuuu!!! Y dun dey sell dat?!?!?!?! Sobs Sobs~

Pls support proton even they only score 3 stars in crash test"bad" =/
They say this is because sales not enough. The more u hold back, the more they cant giv u. u hoping them to get money from whr?? we keep supporting Cap Matahari den forever we buying cap matahari for higher price. Well ofcos If dey"Proton" really take all profits into RnD and make our cars better la. Yea. Support Proton den sooner we get turbo proton. sooner we get "BWM/Merc" like proton. Sooner we get lotus performence in Proton.

Sry no pic to show. if i found any1 with photo ill update la.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Pause, Stop, Resume

Hey~ (........), (No body answer)

Yea.... long no post dy =/ so sry guys.
Anyways. Hows life ppl?? hope all of u r happy. I jus made a big shuffle in my life. New Fresh Life, hopefully it works out well.

Anyways. Have been thinking bout relationship with girls. I thnk im not ready for a gf yet. Im selfish i guess. Not willing to spend too much time on some body im not sure worth for. Not ready to get myself drown in love and get myself confuse. Need fight for my future. Then dat day i was looking around while de lecture was goin on. "Yes i noe i dun pay much attention in class" Then i was looking at my this classmate. U noe those girls who doesnt look very pretty at de 1st glance? but as u get closer to her, Hmmm... she does look pretty in a way. Hahahaha! Wad i wanna say is you might look not as pretty as some but with good personality, u could even win some handsome boys heart. =) Cheers~!

Monday, May 19, 2008

Chat of me with the HP guy

Dominick: Hello Phang
Dominick: Welcome to HP Total care for All-in-one products. My name is Dominick. How may I assist you today?
Phang Khai Siang: hi
Dominick: Hi Phang
Phang Khai Siang: i just bought my HP Printer. and the introductory black ink is not working!!!
Dominick: I understand you are experiencing issues with black ink, am i correct?
Phang Khai Siang: do i get to change it for free? btw why cant i check the level of ink for introductory catridge?
Phang Khai Siang: yea thats right
Dominick: Phang, let us troubleshoot to isolate the issue further.
Dominick: Please remove the cartridges from the All-in-One .
Phang Khai Siang: OK. Done
Dominick: Let us clean the cartridges first.
Dominick: Using a clean, dry lint-free cloth (a coffee filter works well), wipe the cartridge contacts, from the top to the bottom. The contact area of the cartridge should be rubbed briskly to remove the waxy lubricant material from the gold contacts. The contacts inside the printer may also require cleaning. Using a clean, dry, lint-free cloth, gently wipe the contacts, from the top to the bottom.Please clean the carriage rod with a dry soft cloth.
Phang Khai Siang: ok
Phang Khai Siang: done
Dominick: Please let me know the expiry dates of the cartridges.
Phang Khai Siang: how to know?
Phang Khai Siang: 2009/03/31
Dominick: Please let me know the expiry dates of other cartridge also.
Phang Khai Siang: 2009/04/03
Dominick: Thanks for the information.
Dominick: May i know when you purchased the printer?
Phang Khai Siang: just now. 2 hours ago
Dominick: Thanks for the information.
Dominick: Let us print a self test page from the All-in-One .
Dominick: 1. Press and hold the Cancel button and then press the Start Copy Color button.

2. Release both buttons. The self-test page prints.

Phang Khai Siang: ok.done
Dominick: Is the selftest page printed fine?
Phang Khai Siang: how to know its fine or not? fine as in smooth or what?
Dominick: Is the self test page printing in black?
Phang Khai Siang: no? coloured
Dominick: Thanks for the confirmation.
Dominick: Phang, you will be having 15days store warranty please get back the printer to the store they will replace with free of cost.
Phang Khai Siang: oh.. do i get a introductary 1 or the actual 1?
Dominick: You will get the same cartridge.
Phang Khai Siang: Oh. OK. Thx dude. nice talking to you. it will be better is u speak in less formal. =) have a nice day
Dominick: Sure.
Dominick: Thank you for contacting HP Total Care Real-Time chat support. If you need further assistance, please contact us again at: Chat support is available 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week.
Dominick: Goodbye and takecare!2
Dominick: Have a nice day!!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

My Mother

She DOesnt trust me. May b im not to b trusted

A Story to Tell

'We do not stop playing because we are old; we grow old because we stop playing.

There are only four secrets to staying young, being happy, and achieving success.

You have to laugh and find humor every day.

You've got to have a dream. When you lose your dreams, you die.

We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it!

There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up.

If you are nineteen years old and lie in bed for one full year and don't do one productive thing, you will turn twenty years old. If I am eighty -seven years old and stay in bed for a year and never do anything I will turn eighty-eight.

Anybody can grow older. That doesn't take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunity in change. Have no regrets.

The elderly usually don't have regrets for what we did, but rather for things we did not do. The only people who fear death are those with regrets.'

She concluded her speech by courageously singing 'The Rose'

She challenged each of us to study the lyrics and live them out in our daily lives. At the year's end Rose finished the college degree she had begun all those years ago.

One week after graduation Rose died peacefully in her sleep.

Over two thousand college students attended her funeral in tribute to the wonderful woman who taught by example that it's never too late to be all you can possibly be.

Saturday, March 29, 2008


Hav u ever think "y does ice float n most of solids will sink?"

Its so smart rite?

Try think if ice sinks, ur drink will be hot on top n cold at the btm. How u gona drink??
Weird rite? Hmm smart

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Double Latte

Some Fellow hanging around Coffee Bean Taking Ham Sap Photo (de fellow is so not me ok, i found dis pic while searching for coffee beans)

And de photo is called DOUBLE LATTE!! ull understand if u noe Coffees

Me Wan!!

I wan Subaru Impreza STi RITE NOW!!!!!
I wan cover their car with my exhaust Gas!

Long Face

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong FACE =(


Cry... Cry... Cry..........

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Leland to b summon

Wei... Fix my blog... its ur "leftover"
n can u come on9? so dat i can giv u my User n pass

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

P*lic3 Stops You (Continue)

if they cant catch u on licenses.. they will walk around yr car...

encik, tinting manyak gelap!
encik, exos manyak besar!
encik, lampu hid.. terlalu terang!
encik, kereta lowered.. modify, ini racing ni!!
encik, dah makan? aku belum bagaimana?

And You Can SAy

tinting, beli kereta sudah macam ini,ini bukan tinting ini cermin
exos , beli kereta sudah macam ini, lu mau saman lu saman jepun
hid , sekarang petang lah mesti lah terang i pun belum buka lagi
lowered, racing apa.. sini pun bukan sepang
makan, i pun belum makan lah lu belanja boleh ?


Monday, February 25, 2008

Day 1 in School

AAaaahhhh... School again~

Well... woke up freaking early. 8a.m n class at 10a.m(Yupsz.. dats early)
To be honest, i hate goin bac school this time. Cos my aim of studying now is so diff u noe. Its all bout money. the blings u noe @.@

My Money = My Life

Yes... dats about rite.

everything i do is about money now... its so important. Yes.. it is.
Ok.. dat aside.

Its great to see some frens around again tho =)
Those hugs we used to hav r bac! =P sounds gay but yea.. we do hug.. few of us XD
Some College frens r off to aussie land again =/
Do miss me, ill miss u guys... starting now.

BSB suddenly so nice woo..
hahaha! i do like dem.. n now their concert coming, lagi on man. =)
BSB Rocks!

Nothing much ah... hahaha~ Life Goes On [LGO}

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Knock Knock

Hey Hey ppl.. im back in business =P
That basically means im being bored again =/

Too much outing these days.. feeling sick already n forgetting CNY is coming soon @.@
got to do something quick b4 CNY comes. Getting worried of my future, Our Future. Getting involved with some business during this holidays really get me thinking. Life's Realy Hard. We humans, in such small island called Earth. Limited wealth to share among us, to be wealthy is a selfish thinking actually... cos u r holding bac wad should be shared.

Even if u wanna be rich nowadays is not as easy as how ur parents used to be. Now it make sense y TV movies always got this DUDE dat wanna blow off half of the earth. Kill every1 on earth. With U gone, he gets wad's urs. Or in easier way he wants the world to roll bac to want the 60s-80s were. Easy earning money.

.........Enough of dat.........

I need some tools for myself to fix some stuff.. those small lil screw driver. Nice~

--------Remembering that---------

Old Friendships r breaking apart.
1)Bz with bf/gf
2)Not coming bac anymore(but not like she used to care)
3)ignoring me/us(ffk some more)
4)lost of dat close feeling
5)Finally saw her true colour(i dun wanna be another guy of urs)

its sad to noe dat its breaking, but im powerless to save it

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Hallo World 2008

Hey hey~ its new year. Whole new year. new life. new aims. new world

Any1 noes how to take away those words on top of my blog?? pls help me

Ah.. life's boring during holiday. Not to say life in school is much better.. but at least frenz r there. life wit a purpose. Now im so lazy n only think of food